Alright, well i hope this doesn't make anyone think any less of me here.  But I love the show "Family Guy" on t.v.  There have been some episodes where i have started to cry i was laughing so hard at it.  I found this video clip on the internet of the voices of the show.  Now you don't get to hear all of the voices, but most of them.  The only one missing is Seth Green a.k.a. "Chris Griffin"  But I thought it was cool to see who did all the voices for everyone else.  Everyone does great with the voices.  Seth MacFarlane is a real genius.  And i must say he cracks me up in the show.  So if your a fan of "Family Guy"  Then you might like to see who does all the voices behind it.  And if by any chance, anyone that works on the show happens to see this.......Keep up the great work. 

 

Cpl. Fish

Ok, so if you are a fan of David Letterman. You will love what he does here to Richard Simmons.  Richard is trying to talk about his new steamer, but, like always letterman is having fun.  Listen to what he says to Richard while he is talking about the price of the steamer, and then watch what he does to make fun of him.  you have to love it.  I started crying when i first seen this. 

 

Cpl. Fish.

Ok, I was sent this in an email, and i loved it.  Any police officer out there would.  Just listen to what this administrator has to say to the press about the way they are reporting the death of a police officer.  I agree 100% on what he is saying, and i hope that every admin out there for police are willing to back their guys like he is here.  I work with a great admin, that does back us up on what we do as long as we were in the right. And there is nothing better then a coworker who has your back.  Pass this video on if you like, no worries here.  And may God watch over all of us brothers in blue.     Cpl. Fish

"The Badge"

He starts his shift each day
To respond to calls unknown.
He drives a marked patrol car.
A police officer he is known.

He's paid by the citizens' taxes
To make it safe on the streets.
But he usually has a second job
'Cause a waitress has his salary beat.

Now he doesn't know a holiday
'Cause he works all year round.
And when Thanksgiving and Christmas finally arrive
At his home he cannot be found.

He's cursed and assaulted often,
The one whos blood runs blue.
He seldom ever gets a thanks,
To some he's just a fool.

His friends are always other cops
'Cause people just don't understand
That underneath his badge and gun,
He's just another man.

He knows there might not be a tomorrow
In this world of drugs and crime.
And he gets so mad at the court system
'Cause the crooks don't get any time.

And each day when he leaves for work,
He prays to God above.
Please bring me home after my shift
So I can see the ones I love.

But tonight he stops a speeding car,
He's alone down this ole' highway.
It's just a little traffic infraction.
He does it everyday.

Well, he walks up to the driver's window,
And his badge is shining bright.
He asked the guy for a driver's license,
When a shot rang through the night.

Yes, the bullet hit its mark,
Striking the officer in the chest.
But the Department's budget didn't buy
Each officer a bullet-proof vest.

So he lay on the ground bleeding.
His blood wasn't blue - His blood was red.
And briefly he thought of his loved ones
'Cause in a moment the officer was dead.

In the news they told the story
Of how this officer had died.
And some who listened cared less,
But those who loved him cried.

Well, they buried him in uniform
With his badge pinned on his chest.
He even had his revolver,
He died doing his best.

Written By:

David L. Bell
Sergeant

Richland County Sheriff's Department
Columbia, South Carolina

Ok everyone, you have to listen to this call. I know it is a fake, prank call, but it should get you laughing out there.  So just sit back and listen to what good ole' boy "Ned" has to say about the new gay and lesbian channel that is about to go onto t.v.  When i first heard it, i laughed so hard i started to cry it is great.

 

Cpl. Fish

Hey there it is me again, just thought that i would write and see what was going on. Also i added the new Numa Numa video to my page, the first time i seen the old numa numa video i laughed so hard i was in tears, so i thought if any of you liked it, you might like the second, the song is a little better but the video is kinda lame, so sorry if you do not like it.  let me know.   Cpl. Fish

"Just A Cop"

The funeral line was long,

There's an awful lot of cars,

Folks came out of the restaurants,

They came out of the bars.

The workers at the construction sites

All let their hammers drop.

Someone asked. "What is this all for?"

And they said, "Aw, just a Cop."

Some chuckled at the passing cars.

Some shed a silent tear

Some people said," It's stupid."

"All these dumb policemen here."

"How come they are not out fighting crime?"

"Or in a doughnut shop?"

"Sure is a lot of trouble,

For someone who's just a Cop."

They blocked the intersections,

They blocked the interstate.

People yelled and cursed,

"Damn, it's gonna make me late!"

"This is really ridiculous!"

"They're makin' us all stop!"

"It seems they are sure wastin' time,

On someone who's just a Cop."

Into the cemetery now,

The slow procession comes,

The woeful Taps are slowly played.

There's loud salutes from guns.

The graveyard workers shake their heads

"This service is a flop."

"There's lots of good words wasted,

On someone who's just a Cop"

Yeah, just a Cop to most folks.

Did his duty every day.

Trying to protect us,

Till they took his life away.

And when he got to heaven,

St. Peter put him at the top.

An angel asked him, "Who was that?"

And he said, "Aw, just a Cop."

The Judgment:

The Officer stood and faced his God,

Which must always come to pass.

He hoped his shoes were shinning,

Just as brightly as his brass.

"Step forward now, Officer,

How shall I deal with you?

Have you always turned the other cheek?

To my church have you been true?"

The Officer squared his shoulder and said,

"No, Lord, I guess I aint,

Because those of us who carry badges can't

always be a saint.

I've had to work most Sundays,

And at times my talk was rough,

And sometimes I've been violent

Because the streets are tough.

But I never took a penny

That wasn't mine to keep.

Though I worked a lot of overtime,

when the bills got too steep.

And I never passed a cry for help

Though at times I shook with fear.

And sometimes, God forgive me,

I've wept an unmanly tear.

I know I don't deserve a place

among the people here.

They never wanted me around except to calm their fear.

If you've a place for me here, Lord,

it needn't be so grand.

I never expected or had too much,

But if you don't...I'll understand.

There was silence all around the throne,

where the saints often trod.

As the officer waited quietly for the judgment of his God.

"Step forward now, Officer."

"You've borne your burdens well."

"Come walk a beat on heaven's streets,"

"You've done your time in Hell"

 

 

Well, it is the 4th of July and you know what that means....Every idiot that knows how to drive is out there driving on the roads.  And there excuse is always the same..."i am just here to see the fireworks."  Let me tell you a story. 

 

Tonight, the 3rd of July our county has decided to do a fire work show at the lake in the area.  So everybody was out there doing that.  It was a great show.  But the worse was yet to come.  You know how it is. You go to see the show and everythinig is good until you want to get out of there.  If you leave sooner then anyone else, then you are ok.  But if you wait until the show is over and then try to leave....good luck!!  But anyways, i was sitting out on the road trying to help keep the traffic running smoothly.  I was doing a damn good job of it as well. 

 

Well, here i am standing on the road, trying to stop a vehicle that is headed my way.  I wanted to stop him so i could let the other cars go through.  I had my hand up, was using my handy dandy flash light and everything.  But i could tell he was not going to stop.  He just kept driving straight for me.  I finally had to jump out of the way of the pick-up as it went past me.  (just to give you an idea of how close it was to hitting me, If i would have blinked, my eye lashes would have hit the pick-up.)  Well, maybe not that close, but i was only about a foot away from being road kill. 

 

Scary situation for a cop to be in.  I was pissed, and the driver still did not stop.  So what did i do..?  I screwed up, and through my handy dandy flash light at the pick-up.  All i heard was a loud bang and then the driver finally stopped.  I was still pissed off.  As i got up there the driver was very sorry for what had happened.  After i chewed him for a little bit, i then began to apoligize as well.  I know that is not how a cop is supposed to act.  But like i said, i was PISSED.   But i checked the pick-up and there was no damage done to it at all.  My poor flash light though got the worst end of it.  I no longer have that flash light anymore. 

 

I told the Sheriff what happened, and i could tell, he was a little upset, but at the same time understood.  I explained what happened to the Sheriff and he told me to just make a note of it just in case.  Man, it sure is a good thing that I work for such a damn good Sheriff.   I thought for sure i would be getting a little taken off my back end if you know what i mean. 

 

But anyways, please be careful out there and have a safe 4th of July.  This is a time to celebrate.  So have fun doing it, but still be careful. 

 

Cpl. throws flash light at cars.

Well, I am back and i wanted everyone to know that i made the world a little safer just the other day.  Let me tell you the story.

 

I get a call to go to last sunday about an animal that was crossing the highway out here.  One person called in and said it was a deer, and a second call come in and they said it was not a deer but a steer.  So i am thinking to myself, "man can't people tell what kind of animal is on the road."  But anyways i head out to the area and there was nothing out there.  A couple people were still sitting on the side of the road so i pull up to them to speak with them about it.  They told me it was a deer and it looked like it back legs were broken.  They said it jumped into the river and started to swim down stream.  So i thought i better go check it out, so i drive all the way down to the other side and was never able to find it.  So what did i do....I left...duh.

 

About an  hour later another call came in and said this deer was sitting in someones yard.  So i drive over to that address to see if it was there and sure enough, there it was, a small bambi like deer.  The person that called it in told me when i got there that both of it's back legs were broken, so i walked over to it to take a look and sure enough they were broke.  Both of them.  I walk back to my car and grabbed my trusty mini 14.  The deer took one look at that and got that look in his eyes, as if he was saying..."the hell with that i am out of here."  It then jumped back into the small little canal that was by the house and started to kinda float down stream again.  I layed across the bridge there and took aim on it.  I mean come on, it was only in the best intrest of the deer, why let it suffer, it would have died at some point. 

 

As i got a good beed on the back of it's head, one of the guys that were out there bet me $5.00 that i would not be able to hit it.  (at this point the deer was probably about 35 yards down stream.)  I looked at him and said i will take that bet.  (little did he know that cops do know how to shoot guns)  So i got a good aim on the back of it's head again, i used controlled breathing....and all of a sudden........Bam!  one shot.  I was able to hit the deer in the back of the head and killed it.  I had dispatch call Fish & Game to inform them they needed to come and pick it up.  I then drove further down stream and pulled the deer out.  After i got the deer out, i went back to the guy who wanted to make the bet and informed him he just lost $5.00.  He was going to pay me but i told him to hang onto his money.  I was not going to take it. 

 

So as you can see, Deer season opened up a little sooner this year for me.  And bambi will no longer be out running the streets.  I sent him to be reunited with mommy again, in the big fields in the sky. 

 

No i know this may not be as fun as Towers Beaver hunting story, but at least i got a bigger animal then he did....hahaha. 

 

Anyways, take care and i will talk to you later. 

 

Cpl. Killed Bambi with one shot. 

Hey everyone it is me again. As you can see i added a new video to my page. This is a second video that i made of us working with the dogs some more. We had a great time and got a lot of new things taught to ous. 

 

We got the chance to work with some of californias top dog trainers, (they are in the video with their dogs as well)  I also added a link to their web page on here so go and check it out. 

 

Shrek (one of the city officers here) got a chance to be in the bite suit...but he also got to see what it was like to get a real bite from the dog. you can see it in the video. the poor guy. But he said he is not going to let that stop him from getting in the suit again.  He is a real team player...haha.  But i hope you like the video. i will get an updated version of it soon to everyone.  take care. 

Hey it is me again.  I know that i have not been doing the entire blogging thing like i should be, but i have a really good reason why.  Let me tell you the story...

 

It was a cold, stormy night..i was sound asleep in my nice warm bed when all of a sudden there was a bright light that lite up the room like the 4th of July as the lighting streaked through the sky.  The thunder rolled through the house shaking the walls and windows. I jumped out of bed and looked just as i seen the shadowy figure of a man walking down the hall way towards our room.  I reached for my trusty side arm sitting beside me on the night stand.  I tried to focus my aim on the man as he reached the door way.  I took a quick look at my wife laying in bed, and a thought ran through my head..."what about my daughter in the other room?"  And then another thought came to mind...."please God,  guide my mind and my aim so that i may protect my families lifes."  He walked in the room, i yelled and ordered him to the ground.  He did not move.  I seen him reach down and pull something out of his jacket.  The lighting flashed again and i got a quick look at the object he held in his hand, some sort of cutting tool.  I yelled at him again and ordered him to drop what he had and get on the ground.  Again he refused to do as told.  He looked right at me and began to speak. The word out of his mouth was..."do you want to cut the cord?" 

 

Hey come on people, where did you think this was going?  I'm just messing with ya.  The real reason is because my wife gave birth to a beautiful baby girl. Riley is her name, and crying and keeping dad up all night is her game.  She is now my second child and i love both my girls to death. (oh, and my wife.  I can't forget about her)  But i would like a boy some day.  So if anybody knows the secrets of how to have a boy, please let me know.  Is there something like i have to wait for all the planets to line up or something like that first?  Hell who knows. 

 

But anyways, i have been gone from the web blogging for a little while, helping my wife with the kids.  She needs her rest and i am more then happy to lay with my 2 year old on those scary monster nights, or to cuddle up to my new born and have her sleep on daddys chest at night just so mommy can get a little rest. 

 

But i am back now and i will try and keep everyone updated on life and how things are going for us here in our neck of the woods.   Take care and it was good to write to all of you again. 

 

               Cpl.  Can't get any sleep 

have you ever thought to yourself..."what makes a hero?"  I have.  And i have always wondered what did.  I put some thought into this over the last couple days, and I think i have come to the idea that a hero is not what you see on t.v or in the movies.  They do not have speacial powers, nor can they fly, or be able to do all the things you see on t.v and in the movies.  A hero is someone that does something for someone else, and never stops to think to themselves..."how will they return the favor" or "what will i get out of this?"   It could be anything, from doing something small, or doing something big for someone else. 

 

The reason why i got thinking about this, is because i feel my life has been touched by a true hero.  Sergeant Darryl Tsujimoto, of the San Francisco Police Department, passed away on May 1st 2006, of a massive heart attack.  Did i know who he was?  In a way..yes i did.  You see, Sgt. Tsujimoto was the officer that trained my dog that i will be using on the job.  And as i can tell so far, Jenny (that is the dogs name)  has proven to be one of the best. (i will not say the best because a fellow officer friend of mine also has one)  Sgt. Tsujimoto was a very well loved man from what i understand, he did everything the best he could do.  Sgt. Tsujimoto's friends here in Idaho are the ones that are training me how to handle the dog.  They to have touched my life.  So to me these are true heros. 

 

May God be with Sgt. Tsujimoto's family and friends in this hard time.  May he watch over the streets in Hevan, for he has done his time in Hell.  Rest in peace my friend. 

 

                                         Cpl. Fish, & K-9 Jenny

 

 

Ok, so i just wanted to let everyone know that my "Big" little brother is making himself rich over in the great state of Hawaii.  He is a really cool guy, i love him to death. don't get me wrong we have had our fair share of fights with each other growing up, there was even one time at my grandpas funeral were we about went fist to cuffs with each other.  But he is a great guy and i would do anything for him.  Like i said, i love him to death. 

 

He is working with my dad in Hawaii, and he is making a ton of money over there.  As you can see, i changed my pictures on my page.  The bad ass bikes you are looking at, belong to my dad and my brother.  The red one is my dads and the one that is called "The Phantom" belongs to my brother.  Nice bikes huh!!!

 

I have been talking to him a little bit on the phone every day, and now i got him looking for a bike for me.  (not that i can afford one) but hey, it is always good to have the dream of being able to cruz around on one with my dad and brother when ever they decide to come back to the main land.  (that is if they ever do.)  But anyways, i just wanted to show you the bikes they got, cause the are some sweet ass bikes. 

 

and if any of you ladies out there are single.....so is my brother.  

 

Cpl. Fish

Ok, so i have not been here in a couple days.  I was busy doing nothing at home for spring break.  The school decided to let the kids have one this year, and when they are not in school i do not have to go to work.  That is a good thing about working there as an SRO.  But i also had some comp time i had to burn up, other wise i would have worked it.  But anyways, back to what i was saying.  It was nice to be able to relax a little bit and have some pretty good weather...... up until yesterday!!! it started off all wrong.  I woke up Monday morning to see that over the night it had dumped about 6-7 inches on snow on the ground... Man i was pissed.  And then it continued to snow all damn day.  Did i ever tell anyone that i hate snow??  I HATE THE DAMN SNOW!!!! 

 

So last night, i go outside and brush all the snow off my patrol car so i wouldn't have to do it in the morning right.  Well, this morning i go out and start my car to let it wam up some like i do ever morning.  cause i also hate the cold.  so my car is out there running while i am inside getting ready for the day.  I go out to my car and get ready to leave.   As i am pulling out of my driveway and that, there is some water running down my windshield so i want to get rid of it right...?  WRONG.  my damn wipers are froze to the windshield, which in turn destroys my wipers by pulling all the rubber off them and screwing up the motor in them.  So now i have a wiper on my windsheild that is poking up in the air.  I HATE THE SNOW. 

 

But anyways, enough complaining.  I am 10-4 and i think I need a 10-100 so i will get back to everyone soon.  Take care. 

 

                              Cpl.  Hates the damn snow & cold!!

Ok, I just have to take a few minutes here to complain about something that drives me nuts.  And that would be High School Age Kids.  Now don't get me wrong not all of them are bad.  I mean i use to be in high school, (but then again i was the one that was always causing the trouble.)  But some of them are just plain stupid.  Now if you have any kids that are in high school, please do not get offended.  You see I am a SRO (that is School Resource Officer for those of you who don't know what that means.) And we are getting closer to the end of the school year. (God really does answer prayers.) But you see, i have been there for 2 years now, and I am so sick of it i could scream like a little girl. 

 

But anyways back to what I was saying.... We are getting closer to the end of the school year, and someone, not sure who it was, had the bright idea of "hey lets lock all the students into the school and have a big party with them all night long"  STUPID IDEA!!!!  They are going to let the students go to the school tonight at 23:00 hrs.  And lock them in until 04:00 hrs.  Did I mention this was a stupid idea?  I can tell I am going to be busy tonight.  I already found a note in the hall way between 2 girls that are going to try and sneak in some alcohol to the party.  (they don't know that I have the note....hehehe)  But if 2 of them are going to try and do this, then i am sure a lot of the other kids will be doing it as well.   Again, this is a really really really STUPID IDEA!!! 

 

But llike i said not all the kids are bad, and i do get along great with the majority of the student body.  But COME ON!!! I do not want to spend my weekend babysitting all these kids.  Oh the Principle is going to bbe there as well, but only for an hour.  Then who gets to watch them.  ME!! STUPID IDEA!!!!!!!  but anyways, i guess it is my  job, and i will try and do it with a smile on my face.  But i am going to have to force it.  I will get back to every one later.

 

                                                        Cpl. Thinks this is a stupid idea!!!

Hey, it is me again.  I just wanted to show everyone the video that i made of me and the other officer working with some retired police dogs.  The dogs are old, but don't let that fool you, they still hit like a tank.  But anyways, we just started to train with the dogs, we are both first time handlers so we needed, (or so we were told) that we needed to know what it was like to put a bite suit on and have a dog come after us.  Tell you what, pretty damn nerve racking.  It was fun though.  I can not believe some people would want to try and out run one of these dogs or want to fight with one of them.  Even with the big Bite suit on it still hurt like hell.  But hey, it is all part of the job. 

 

Some of you may have seen Tower's Private Places, and {NTS}Maddog's site that i have on my page. If not go and check them out.  But anyways, i am going to get the two of them in a bite suit one day and send the dogs after them. (I will just have to tell Tower he can't pull any Kung Fu crap on the dog.) 

 

Well, take a look at the video and tell me what you think.  It was the first video that i made so it may be stupid.  Also, i hope the damn thing plays. I have added the video to have it start to play but not sure that it will. It seems to not want to work for me.  If you do have trouble with it though, just click on the link that i have posted on the left hand side of the page under "Other cool videos" and you should be able to see it there. 

 

Well, i will get back to all of you later.  See ya.

 

 

                                                                                          Cpl. Fish

 

The dogs we have are Belgian Malinois.  So watch oout world...(or i should just say Jefferson County)

Does anyone else hate how the time changes around here?  I mean you get use to doing everything a certain way, and get use to going to bed at a certain time and also getting up in the morning at a certain time right.  Then somebody out there decided to change the time on ya, so you either lose an hour of sleep or gain an hour of it.  We just h ad a time change and had to move all the clocks forward one hour.  Which means i lost one hour of my beauty sleep.  Pisses me off!!!  Now i am tired and do not want to do a damn thing.  I may be awake, but my body is still in dream land.  But anyways, i just thought i would complain for a little bit.  I wish i could go back to bed.  But i have to go to work.  talk to you later.

 

 

                                                                                 Cpl. Sleeps with a teddy bear

Welll, hello to everyone out there. I hope i can figure this thing out and start up my own little world here.  You see, two other officers that i work with have their own little web pages so i thought i would be a copy-cat and do the same thing.  (they are both so much cooler then I and i wanted to be cool as well.) Let me tell you a little bit about myself.  I work for Jefferson County Sheriffs Office and I love my job.  I just recently was able to help talk the Sheriff into letting me get a K-9.  I am pretty excited for this.  We were able to buy 2 of them.  Soooooo, myself and another Deputy are going to be the handlers.  I am a little upset that my dog has not got here from the sunshine state of California, but i guess i will have to wait.  But anyways, other then that, there really isn't much to me. I am fat, bald and ugly.  I am working on the fat part though. I just started to do the whole, "drink lots of water and piss your fatness away." diet.  I have heard that it works pretty damn good, so i decided to give it a try.  I think i have figured out why it works so good though.  You see, you sit around and drink a ton of water a day, and then you have to get up and piss about every 20 minutes.  Which in turn makes you walk every where you go, (and at times run if the urge hits you that fast.) And while you are doing all this walking and running to the can, you are burning your fatness off.  So i think that is the secret to it.  But I will be sure and let you know how it goes.  Then again, i do not think i am fat, i am fluffy, and like my dad always use to say...."every great tool needs a good shed to cover it."  Think about that and you will get what i mean. 

 

Back to the whole, title of this.  Like i said, i am a virgin to this whole web page thing, i did not mean the other way. you sick people out there.  So just bear with me and I will see if i can figure this thing out.  I will get back to you later.

 

                                                                                                          I'm out

                                                                                                            Cpl. Fish