Welll, hello to everyone out there. I hope i can figure this thing out and start up my own little world here.  You see, two other officers that i work with have their own little web pages so i thought i would be a copy-cat and do the same thing.  (they are both so much cooler then I and i wanted to be cool as well.) Let me tell you a little bit about myself.  I work for Jefferson County Sheriffs Office and I love my job.  I just recently was able to help talk the Sheriff into letting me get a K-9.  I am pretty excited for this.  We were able to buy 2 of them.  Soooooo, myself and another Deputy are going to be the handlers.  I am a little upset that my dog has not got here from the sunshine state of California, but i guess i will have to wait.  But anyways, other then that, there really isn't much to me. I am fat, bald and ugly.  I am working on the fat part though. I just started to do the whole, "drink lots of water and piss your fatness away." diet.  I have heard that it works pretty damn good, so i decided to give it a try.  I think i have figured out why it works so good though.  You see, you sit around and drink a ton of water a day, and then you have to get up and piss about every 20 minutes.  Which in turn makes you walk every where you go, (and at times run if the urge hits you that fast.) And while you are doing all this walking and running to the can, you are burning your fatness off.  So i think that is the secret to it.  But I will be sure and let you know how it goes.  Then again, i do not think i am fat, i am fluffy, and like my dad always use to say...."every great tool needs a good shed to cover it."  Think about that and you will get what i mean. 

 

Back to the whole, title of this.  Like i said, i am a virgin to this whole web page thing, i did not mean the other way. you sick people out there.  So just bear with me and I will see if i can figure this thing out.  I will get back to you later.

 

                                                                                                          I'm out

                                                                                                            Cpl. Fish